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Friendly Fire

Posted in dear diarrhea by Marcus Del Greco on February 13th, 2006

We always knew Cheney had an itchy trigger finger, but to receive such irrefutable evidence is almost beyond belief. We now have proof that the man doesn’t look twice before he shoots.

Iraq, anyone? Surprise, surprise… in pursuit of fowl enemies (pun intended), innocents get shot along with the bad guys. You’d think someone in Cheney’s position would avoid hunting just to prevent such a clear metaphorical event from taking place.

Dick Cheney, you are a national disgrace. You are smart enough to look before you shoot, but you let your bloodlust take over. How come you never get birdshot in your hawkish ass? Fuck you.

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  1. Jake said,

    on February 13th, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    yeah, i couldn’t believe this story when i woke up this morning. just too perfect. what an asshole.

  2. branden said,

    on February 14th, 2006 at 12:21 am

    The funny thing is, all of my friends who lean more to the left than I tend to haven’t commented on what I would have seen as an obvious benefit - you’ve got people shooting at republicans. how can that be a bad thing? ;)

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