7th Anniversary Weekend
Said “goodbye” to the kids. Drove to Wakefield, MA and checked in at the Sheraton. Ordered dual turkey and bacon sandwiches, room service. Partied. Watched Showtime’s bear-all reality show “Sexual Healing” after Jessica fell asleep. Kind of entertaining.
Woke up, had bad hotel coffee. Showered, ordered the “Bread Basket”, room service again. Croissants with whipped butter. Drove to Salem, MA. Walked around. Had an awesome “Frostichino” at a Salem cafe. Saw a liquor store called “Bunghole Bottles”, joked about it all day. Hung (hanged?) with pirates and witches. Bought a tarot deck. Back to the hotel room. Room serviced a well done burger, bleu cheese. Jessica had a chicken sandwich. Both preferred the turkey and bacon, but still not bad. Watched a geurilla chef show starring an Aussie hunk who cooked with chicks whose boyfriends weren’t home yet. Ordered “X-Men: The Last Stand” and loved it. Partied. Watched Showtime boxing after Jessica fell asleep; man that’s fun to watch now that I am in touch with my anger.
Woke up, room serviced the “Bread Basket” again, almost got charged for pancakes that went to room 108. Demanded my whipped butter. Watched “Trading Spaces” on Lifetime. Showered, checked out, fixing movie overcharge.
It was a great weekend!
on August 6th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
It was a good weekend, just a few of points:
- Yes, I ate meat. I had no choice! The menu was limited… Um, unless I wanted a pizza.
- Loved X-Men and While You were Out (Not Trading Spaces).
- I will never think of the word “bunghole” in the same way again. “Hey, Marcus, wanna take a trip to the… Bunghole?”