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Of, Or Like, A Crotch

Posted in dear diarrhea by Marcus Del Greco on November 7th, 2005

Glad I got that (last post) off my chest. Feeling much better now. Not really.

I’m still ornery as hell. Best I can say is that I’m not in denial about it.

We were discussing an unrelated aharmonic convergence today, and I think that’s what happens sometimes. Environmental factors confront an already vulnerable mindset (overtired?) and bang! You’re a pissed off motherfucker. Your demeanour is singing out of key.

La-la-la.

I think I felt this coming on a few days ago. That’s when I started being an asshole. Now I am waiting for my asshole bennies to kick in.

Wait… wait… I feel myself coming back. There he is. I just checked dictionary.com to make sure I spelled “ornery” right, and indeed I did. A synonym for ornery is crotchety. Shouldn’t that mean “of, or like, a crotch”?

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  1. Adrienne said,

    on November 8th, 2005 at 1:22 am

    And if it doesn’t, there should be a word that does mean “of, or like, a crotch.” How about “crotcherous?” As in, “the elevator’s crotcherous atmosphere really made her wish she had taken the express car.”

  2. branden said,

    on November 18th, 2005 at 11:43 am

    ‘crotch’ is just an ugly word. it doesn’t sound pretty, when in most cases i’ve got pleasant associations with that area of the body.

    i think adrienne nailed it. it’s definitely meant to convey a negative connotation. not the kind of thing you’d generall say in the throes of passion with a treasured lover.

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