Don’t Drive Drunk in Los Alamos
Stevie Wonder’s 1984 “Don’t Drive Drunk” (from the Woman in Red Soundtrack) in about the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard. And yet, the funk makes me forget myself at moments. The funniest part is the chorus “Mothers Against Drunk Driving Are Mad”. For some reason repeating a chorus like that begs irony. He sings it like a hundred times.
“Don’t Drive Drunk”:
He and his wife have had problems
That he’s played off like nothing’s wrong
‘Til he comes home from work early
Just to find the girl is gone
Oh but he gets into the cupboard
Picks out that bottle of gin
Drinks like there’s no tomorrow
And decides to take a spinNo don’t drive drunk
Don’t drive drunk, no
Don’t drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are madetc…
And while my Stevie Wonder obsession is spinning out of control like a drunkass driver, so is the fate of Planet Earth. The Los Alamos National Labratory is in danger of falling under private management. Well… public management, if you consider any commercial company that has “gone public” on Wall Street to be an organization of public character. Ahem. The University of California is getting spanked for recent security gaffs, but we know what’s going on. Los Alamos, out of the hands of Academia, could be *much* more useful… (evil laughter from the White House basement…)
The University of Texas is also in the running against Lockheed Martin, but U Texas? The whole thing just seems odd. Aren’t there a few more rich schools that would like to compete against private interests for control of the laboratory that is the incubator of our future (or lack thereof)?
Los Alamos run by Lockheed Martin. Talk about putting Stevie Wonder behind the wheel of the public interest. (sorry Stevie…)




















